The C D U and S P D
Have been blinded by their floaters.
In their clubhouse down by the Spree
They sit huddled from the voters.
Their fearless leader Colonel Klink
Avoids the Bayern Front
To hide beneath the Chancellor’s sink
Because his color’s bunt.
Then statuesque just like Gibraltar
He stands before Pergamon’s Altar.
He yearns to be Friedrich der Große
Or even Adolf ’s Barbarossa
But bottom dealers from the deck
Must settle for Toulouse-Lautrec!
When the E U needs a lackey
Brussels summons Mr. Mackey.
Cartoon clones and Putzgruppe zeros
Have hitched their wains to Hogan’s Heroes.
All German Social Democrats
Are Fascists in disguise
But Anti-Fascist tyranny
Reigns right before your eyes.
