Playing ball without a bat
Is democratic eating
Finger food is where we’re at
‘Cause NATO’s not retreating
A neo heart and liberal ear
Are heinous, highfalutin
All forks and knives it would appear
Are rushin’ straight at Putin
In western slums of sugar plums
Is eastern wisdom sought?
Does autumn grieve for fallen leaves
That winter graves have caught?
So give a hear with heart and ear
Don’t snarfle hocus-pocus
True hearts and ears and bears appear
Essential to our focus
