There are winners and there are losers
Though it’s not hard to see
Who’s the biggest loser
The biggest winner isn’t me
Let’s smartly trim our sails
Before stepping out to lunch
Let’s do what never fails
Let’s play our biggest hunch
If winners have the money
Which losers never do
They’ll get themselves a honey
That’s really nothing new
Now let’s look even closer
As if spying through a glass
What makes a real loser, then?
A lad without a lass!
So if you get a honey
You’re a winner then it’s true
But if you ever lose her
Then you’re a loser
Through and through
