Professor Dr. Doctor
You’re the best it’s said
Though you suffer from a handicap
Deep inside your head
Schweitzer stood for dignity
Although you are German too
You’re captain of an industry
Wall Street is proud of you
Now listen please professor
To one who’s shoved a bed
Without your enslaved jobbers
Your patients would be dead
So use your stocks and options
To buy yourself a joint
Implant it
Smoke it
Physician heal thyself
Do you get my point?
