Ere Harvard tortured Theodore,
A young Fermat called Kaczynski,
Technology through Niels Bohr
Dogged a linguist named Nim Chimpsky.
In his cabin in Montana
Teddy filled his wooden boxes
With the Hulking Eric Bana.
Was it Hollywood he doxes?
His call is green as green can be
Despite the “Murrays” in his head.
Thus, postal I must go, wrote he,
My manifesto to get read!
